Flag Counter stuck inside yourself.

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

perseused:

i just kind of feel sorry for people that don’t multiship

why settle for one flavor when you can taste the rainbow

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alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

  • person: hey hows life
  • me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend